1. When the sign says 25 Miles per hour. They’re not joking.
2. Good people will always there to help you pay your speeding tickets.
3. If you’re having a moment, someone will always be there to tell you its cliche
4. Dishes go in the dishwasher, and don’t you ever think about leaving them in the sink. she’ll kill you.
5. I have to stop throwing my skateboard when I get angry, its starting to crack.
6. If you apply for a job everywhere, someplace is bound to call you
8. Things go wrong. a lot. make the best of them.
9. Putting your foot through your sisters door will not get her to shut up. it’ll just get you grounded
10. Chuck Klosterman is deffinitly not a cocaine person.